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Name:
Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson, A-M City Watch
Location:
Ankh-Morpork
External Services:
  • cptncarrot@livejournal.com
I comma square bracket recruit's name square bracket comma do solemnly swear by square bracket recruit's deity of choice square bracket to uphold the laws and ordinances of the city of Ankh-Morpork comma serve the public trust comma and defend the subjects of His stroke Her bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket Majesty bracket name of reigning monarch bracket without fear comma favor comma or thought of personal safety semicolon to persue evildoers and protect the innocent comma laying down my life if neccessary in the cause of said duty comma so help me bracket aforesaid diety bracket full stop gods save the king stroke queen bracket delete whichever is inappropriate bracket full stop.

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