Record of Evenf, which hav Happened

The commander did this, so...

2006-04-25T13:05:25Z

1. I'll respond with something random I like about you.
2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.
3. I'll name something we should do together.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me (or just me).
5. I'll tell you my first/clearest memory of you.
6. I'll leave you a quote that is somehow appropriate to you.
7. I'll ask you something that I've always wondered about you.
8. If I do this for you, you must post this on your journal so you can do the same for other people.

Helping a friend in need...

2006-03-27T16:38:14Z

Carrot leads Jericho to the Watchhouse in Pseudopolis Yard. Once inside, he nods towards the stairs. "Just claim any unoccupied room. There's still a few up there." He smiles. "Mine is second on the left, if you need anything."

Interesting...

2006-03-26T02:54:14Z

The magician
You scored 65 change, 83 wellbeing, 63 wisdom, and 77 truth

The magician represents the conscious mind. With focus on an idea or goal, the conscious mind sets into action these ideas and brings them forth to the material world. The magicians hands are stretched forth, one to the sky holding a wand, and the other pointing to the ground below. This is suggestive that as is "as above, so below". The table in front of him has all the tools to make this possible. The wand, cup, sword, and pentacle, which are representative of all the suits to the tarot cards. The mage has an undergarment of pure white, showing his pure wisdom and is held shut by the serpent around his waist. The outer garment is red, symbolic of desire and passion, which has no belt holding it shut so it can be removed if necessary. The flowers in the garden represent things as well. The red roses are symbolic of desires, and the white lilies represent pure thought, untainted by desire. This card is under the vibration of the number 1.

some extra words:

taking action
doing what needs to be done
realizing your potential
making what's possible real
practicing what you preach
carrying out plans
producing magical results
using your talents

acting consciously
knowing what you are doing and why
acknowledging your motivations
understanding your intentions
examining the known situation
concentrating

having singleness of purpose
being totally committed
applying the force of your will
feeling centered
setting aside distractions
focusing on a goal

experiencing power
making a strong impact
having vitality
creating miracles
becoming energized
feeling vigorous
being creative

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 69% on change

You scored higher than 94% on wellbeing

You scored higher than 36% on wisdom

You scored higher than 91% on truth

Link: The What tarot card resembles you Test written by KamikazeParrot on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

cptncarrot @ 2006-03-02T11:40:00

2006-03-02T17:45:35Z

1. Your Name:
2. Are we friends?
3. Do you have a crush/attracted to me?
4. Would you kiss me?
5. ...with tongue?
6. Would you enjoy it?
7. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?
8. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?
9. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
10. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
11. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?
12. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?
13. Do you think I'm a good person?
14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?
15. Do you think I'm hot?
16. Would you call me just because?
17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?
18. If you could change anything about me, would you?
19. Would you have sex with me?
20. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
21. What do you like most about me (looks and/or personality)?
22. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

Does this sound like me?

2006-02-26T19:08:08Z

ESFP - The Performer
You scored 63% I to E, 68% N to S, 33% F to T, and 52% J to P!

Your type is called the performer, and you very much feel "all the world's a stage". Your type is part of a larger category called experiencers or artisans. You are playful and funloving, and wish to help all those around you lighten up. You radiate warmth and optimism. Your motto is "eat, drink, and be merry". You share your type with over 10% of the population. You don't like to be alone - ever, if possible. You are always up on what is new and hot.
As a romantic partner, you are fun and affectionate, leading an active life full of friends. You are naturually happy-go-lucky and supportive of your partner. You dislike confrontation, and will avoid conflict discussion at all costs. You tend to let things go, hoping they go away on their own. You feel most appreciated when your partner is affectionate and acknowledges the good deeds you do, but doesn't make a particularly big deal out of them.
Your group summary: Experiencers (sp)<
Your Type Summary: ESFP

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 75% on I to E

You scored higher than 88% on N to S

You scored higher than 27% on F to T

You scored higher than 52% on J to P

Link: The LONG Scientific Personality Test written by unpretentious2 on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

cptncarrot @ 2006-02-23T20:07:00

2006-02-24T02:11:00Z

Carrot lures the imposter out of the AV field, then stops. "You are under arrest for numerous counts of disturbing the peace, insulting an officer of the Watch, impersonating an officer of the Watch, and, to quote Commander Vimes, 'being a right bastard.'"

cptncarrot @ 2006-02-21T11:29:00

2006-02-21T17:29:57Z

Your Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 Score Is...
	Your Score:	Average For All Users	Average For All ( total)
Dating	69.23%	33.71%	Flirts mildly, then runs away
Self-Lovin'	98.48%	61.52%	Never taken out of the packaging
Shamelessness	95.16%	77.79%	Has yet to see self in mirror
Sex Drive	90.48%	75.67%	Monks are envious
Straightness	31.48%	40.27%	Experienced, but with room to grow
Dominant	98.33%	87.34%	Afraid to cross at "Don't Walk" signs
Submissive	95.24%	87.76%	Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick	98.98%	90.24%	Refreshingly normal
Gayness	100%	78.9%	Repressed, are we?
Total Score	88.97%	74.31%
Take The Ultimate Purity Test 2.0 and see how you match up! (By The Ferrett)

Some of these questions were frankly disturbing.

cptncarrot @ 2006-01-29T09:36:00

2006-01-29T15:39:14Z

I've gotten, a Reservation at the Foie Hereaux. Was extremely ~~Difu~~ Dificult.

I forget, what Number Today is.

2006-01-20T13:16:51Z

Been very Bad at Keeping, Up this journall. I've Asked Angua to dinner. Still have to find, a Restrant. Must remeber to ask, Lady Sybil. Commander Vimes explained something about Commas. Apparenttly I use, too many. I do not know. Will look, into it.

About, me. Taken, from Commander Vimes.

2006-01-14T01:51:23Z

*A BIT ABOUT YOU*
Basics
Name:	Captain Carrot Ironfoundersson
Age:	23
Birthday:	Unknown; found Wandering in the Wilderness
Where were you born:	See above
Where do you live:	Pseudopolis Yard, Ankh-Morpork
Height:	6'4"
Tattoos:	No
Piercings:	No
Siblings:	None
Hair color:	Red
Eye color:	Blue
Righty or Lefty:	Righty
Weakness:	Well, people say I'm too trusting, but I don't think that's possible.
Fear:	Nothing in particular
Love/ Friendship
Are you single:	No
If so, do you have a crush:
How old were you when u had your first kiss:	Blushes 20
Have u ever kissed someone of the opposite sex:	Yes
Have u ever kissed someone of the same sex:	No
Who is your best friend:	Angua
How long have u know this person:	3 years
Have you ever been in love:	Yes
Have you ever had your heart broken:	No
Do You
Drink:	No
Smoke:	No
Swear:	No
Want to get married:	Perhaps...
Want to have kids:	Another perhaps...
Go to school:	No
Get along with your parents:	Yes
Believe in yourself:	Yes
Trust other people easily:	Yes
Think you are attractive:	For a human, I suppose.
Like thunderstorms:	Sometimes
Play an instrument:	No
Consider yourself tolerant of others:	Yes
When was the last time you
Got drunk:	Never
Made yourself food:	Yesterday
Read a book:	Last week
Watched a movie:
Watched t.v:
Hugged someone:	This morning, when we woke up
Got mad at someone:	Last month
Made your bed:	This morning
Bought something for yourself:	I can't remember
Bought something for someone else:	Saturday
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Day one again

2006-01-13T03:29:28Z

I've loste track of days. Too many without, an entry. Nothing at all out of the Usual has been Happening. It seems Too Quit.

Day seven

2005-12-27T13:34:51Z

Missed a Day. Loste this journale. Finally found it, on Vimes's desk. How did I Leave it There? It is a Mysterry. Anyway. Took Angua to the Foundry again yesterday. It was Facsinating. She seemed to Enjoy it. Caught an Unlisenced Theif on the way back, to the Watch House.

Woke up this morning. Angua still sleping. The Blancket is falling Off of her. She is Beautifule.

Day five

2005-12-25T12:40:35Z

Happy Hogswatch! Waiting for Angua to Wake Up, so I can giv her her Pressent. It is, a New Sword. I hope she Likes it.

Commander Vimes slowly calming. Hope Teatime does Something, I can Arrest him for. He is getting Difficulte.

Day Fore

2005-12-25T02:53:05Z

Set watch around Young Sam and Lady Sybil. Mr. Teatime Seriously annoying Mr. Vimes. Stiking close to Him to mak sure he doesn't do anything Rashe.

Day three

2005-12-23T14:08:07Z

Angua still Restless. Hope Moon coms soon. She'll feel Beter aftre a run. Embarresd, but Beter. Journal coming along Well. Should hav thought of This Earlyer. Commander still not done most of the Papperwork left for Him. Cheery says shouldn't be Surprised.

Day tow

2005-12-22T13:49:39Z

Early. Angua restles. Full Moon sune? Told her to go bak, to Sleep and walked to Yarde. Not time to start, thouh. Hav Time to kep Journel. Girl asked me, if she culd hug me Yesterday. Said yes. Think Angua wuld be Upset? Nexus full of Strange Peopel. Afor said girl One of them. Insane Assasin ther, too. Irritating Commander Vimes. Anti-Violence Feild morso.

Day on

2005-12-21T14:51:14Z

Apprehended a Miscreant, trying to Steal frm a shopkeper. Arrested him. Shopkeper grateful, tried to give Me a prsent. Told him just doing my Duty.

Commander Vimes suggestts I take Angua to a posh Restrant. Not sure why.